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ROLE PLAYING => Yiffy RPs => Private => Topic started by: Muddy Waters on September 10, 2015, 06:03:16 pm
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In the middle of a forest, lying on it's back was someone or something. The grass in the small opening was a bit tall, obscuring whatever it was in the middle of the patch of grass. The sun was setting and casting a bright orange over the majority of the landscape. At the very least...the grass rustled slightly in the windless valley of trees. Something was moving in the patch and it wasn't clear what it was.
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Often something she normally doesn't do cuz of all the fucking bugs and creepy crawlies, Sally was out for a walk, in the woods. Why... I don't know, somewhat skipping seeming happy and cheerful with her chest bouncing like a moron.
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That thing that was obscured was soon revealed to be a someone, and what may have been a Swampert Gijinka. He sat up, the orange, sensitive and soft spikes on the sides twitching slightly in slight alert. The...mudfish(?) in question had white skin and orange eyes. He had a blue hoodie on that was covered in dirt. It was hard to see, but his dirty, oily and extremely wild curly hair was hiding to small black fins. The stranger looked around, hearing cracking twigs and other such.
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Suddenly feeling her normal burst of shyness(?) when around people she says somewhat silently and timidly "H-Hello? I-Is anyone there?" as she stops to look around, curious and afraid.
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Muddy sighed. Another human... He thought to himself, wondering if he was ever going to find one that wouldn't try to touch his ears. The stuttering was what stimulated him in at least doing something. "Yeah...are you alright?" The mudfish(?) responded, soon getting up to stretch. He was going to get up anyway...he didn't want to get attacked by a wild Pokemon despite having to live in it for quite a long time.
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in shock she starts repeatedly poking the mudfish in the eyes. And keeps saying "Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?" With every poke.
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Muddy was not only surprised, but appalled by her...reaction. He immediately slapped her hand and then her rather hard. "What the hell is wrong with you?! Is that...is that how people on this Arceus damn planet GREET EACH OTHER?" He screamed, clearly going postal. "If this is the way people greet each other, I might as well just kill everything!"
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in her shock she starts tearing up and runs off in fear, crying, bouncing like before, but she dropped something, her wallet it seems, what will you do?
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Unfortunately...something big, green and gooey was in the way of the fleeing girl...big ball of slime that was sticky and somehow retained a smooth looking surface. It was big and somehow able to cushion the crying one. At the same time, it held on tight. Muddy just sighed and looked at the wallet in mystique. "The hell is this...?"
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"Get out of my way!" She screams at the green cubic blob of jello. No response. "I SAID MOVE!" The slime was starting to bubble up like swamp water, but it did nothing else. Being somewhat reasonable she just walks around it and stomps off not realizing she dropped her Wallet/ID.
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Another slime leaped towards her, while the other one jumped right on her. Muddy paid no attention, looking in the wallet as if it were some mysterious object. "Sally...I am surprised she isn't named Laney White." He sighed. And then he looked up, only to see two more slimes fall from the sky and try to dog pile on Sally.
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She mumbles and squirms in the jello pile, at least that's what she thinks it is.. Getting no where by doing anything she tries to "air swim" but even then that doesn't work.
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Muddy was going to comment and be a smart ass, but then there was an explosion behind him and a sword made entirely out of copper jammed itself into the ground on his right. "What the hell is going on...?" He picked it up, giving it a few test swings. It was heavy and cumbersome...which he didn't mind. And then he returned his focus to see four more slimes falling onto the sky to slap themselves onto the dog pile. "Fine...I'll save your ass." Even more of the slimes started to fall all over the place, like it was supposed to rain slime. "Not gonna leave some crazy girl to be slimed to death." With one swing he killed all the sentient goo that was covering Sal and then picked her up. "You dropped this...seems important or something...Sally."
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The only thing she was able to think or say was, "What the fuck are you".
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Muddy looked around, seeing a few more slimes jumping forth...and he smelled something rotten. "Maybe we should find some place safe before we have any sort of quaint banter about our lives." Without hesitation, he grabbed Sally by hoisting her over his shoulder and climbed into what looked like some long abandoned heavy duty tree house. From there...he dumped her onto an oddly in good condition chair. "Alright...I don't think any of those things are going to try to murder us. Now...what was your question?" He paused for a good moment and decided to add something. "And if you poke my eye again I am going to punch your lights out."
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*she stares in disbelief* Ok calm down Sally... *she says* OGMMOGMOGGMOGMOGMOGOMGMOGMOG A REALLLLL POKEMON I'M LIKE A HUG FAN OF THE GAMES *spins around in circles like a very hyper child after eating a butt-ton of sugar*
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"Would you shut the fuck up?" Muddy forced her to sit down, clearly annoyed and maybe not one to have 'fun' while in danger. "What if more of them show up? I can't access my usual weaponry, so I am stuck to this...sword. Not much I can do if there are just hordes of them."
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Ummmmmm, Why exactly are slimes falling from the sky and this and that *insert long rant here about multiple meaningless questions about how your a pokemon*
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"Hell if I know, would you just-" His sentence was quickly interrupted as he tried to take a step and ended up...putting his foot on a discarded banana peel. In no time, he tripped and ended up face first in Sally's chest. Instead of being a perv...he was flailing. "Eugh! Last thing I needed was the feel of those...things!"
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*shocked and somewhat sad she jumps up and hides in the corner* D-don't hurt me! J-just cause you don't like females d-doesn't mean you can hurt me! *very interesting reaction since I have no fucking imagination*
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"I slipped on something!" He yelled back, picking up what the culprit is. "It's...what the fuck is this?" He said as he picked up the peel. Too angry to actually care about what it was, he just threw it over shoulder and out the window. "And no...I am bisexual. I just don't like those...balls on human girl's chests. It's...weird. And makes no sense."
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Oh these things? I guess they're like udders, but for humans? and they bounce, a lot. Also that's a banana, they taste good.
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"What the hell is an udder?" Muddy said, wiping his face with his hoodie quite a bit. "And what the hell is a banana?" He just looked at her like she had a massive dunce cap on. "Are you high?" The Swampert sighed.
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Udders are the pink blob things on the bottom of a miltank and a banana is what grows on a tropius' neck.
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Muddy just paused and imagined the dunce cap getting bigger. "Well...whatever..." He leaned outside the window, exposing the back of his skin slightly. The mudfish looked primed and ready for some kind of...kinky surprise.
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"Ummmm.. You seem to be twerking Mr.Mudfish
Any reason why?"
She says curiously and somewhat bored.
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"What the hell is twerking? What is with you and making up gibberish?" Muddy kept looking outside. "Are you even speaking English at this point?"
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Do you know what a computer is.
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"It's almost like I am alien and don't know things on your native planet!" He said sarcastically, ass still a bullseye for Sally to take advantage of. "But yes, I know what a computer is."
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I'm not putting a fucking dildo in your butt muddy.
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"What?" He turned right around, eyebrow twitching slightly. "Where did you-" And then Muddy pieced the puzzle together. "Right...leaning out of the window." The mudfish paused for a moment, and then shrugged. "Should we just fuck instead of talk?"
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Ewww NO! I said I won't!