The Hybrid Gunzerker (Between Muddy and HungryEon)

[Muddy Waters]

Varesse was hanging upside down, legs hooked onto a tree branch.  She was busy polishing her Unkempt Harold, trying to forget the bloody truth about the Rendermen displacing her father.  The color of the gun only did the opposite.  Her wings were beating intermittently, stopping as she swung backward and starting up again as she lurched forwards.

[HungryEon]

Just below her, a lucario/Zangoose hybrid walked absently through the forest, his bushy tail swaying behind him. He hummed a lullaby to himself that he had learned just recently.

[Muddy Waters]

She kept polishing her gun with progressive ferocity, getting emotional in general from all her thoughts that were stockpiling.  Eventually, in her rubbing frenzy, her grip faltered and the pistol went flying towards the ground.  "Damnit!"  She shouted.

[HungryEon]

Dmitri let out a startled cry as the gun dropped at his feet and he jumped back, then started examining it curiously, "What the hell?" he tentatively picked it up then looked up to where the voice had come from, "Um..." he was a big startled to see the odd looking swampert, "Hey... Is this yours?"

[Muddy Waters]

(...she isn't a Swampert.  She is a Super Badass Varkid/Marshtomp hybrid.  Marshtomp would have worked better.)

She looked up, in her perspective, and saw someone pick up the lethal weapon.  "H-Hey!  Don't touch that!  That's deadly!"  She dropped down, grabbing it as she went *thud* against the ground. 

[HungryEon]

(Oops. I meant marshtomp :P)

He whimpered and quickly handed it to her, shying away, "S-sorry..."

[Muddy Waters]

Varesse was stunned from the initial impact of the fall, but she managed to get up, albeit dazed.  She shook her head to regain her focus.  She examined the legendary Torgue pistol, making sure it was not damaged in anyway.  "It's a good thing you didn't pull the trigger...you might have blown...yourself up!"  She sounded serious at first, but at the 'blown' part it seemed like she was intentionally making it sexual as some sort of joke.

[HungryEon]

He backed off a bit more then examined her curiously, "Why...? Why do you use a human weapon if you're a Pokemon?" he asked with a shake of his head, "That doesn't make any sense..."

[Muddy Waters]

She chirped, gears in her head turning.  "Well...I grew up using them on Pandora.  I had to use them to protect me and my family!"  She smiled enthusiasticly, thinking of all the people or creatures she murdered for fun.  "And not only that, it's funny to watch the bandit's head go splat!"  She giggled, almost like a child would.  Someone would interpret her as psychopathic with that sort of laugh and comment that followed behind.  A second pistol that looked exactly the same as the first was seemingly forming out of solid light, into her left hand.

[HungryEon]

Dmitri took a step back, not liking where this was going, "I-I don't want any trouble," he whimpered, cringing away from her.

[Muddy Waters]

Tilted her head, but then she realized his actions.  She laughed hysterically.  "What?  Do you think I am gonna shoot you?"  She stopped for a moment to regain her train of thought.  "Trust me, I have no reason to shoot you.  Unless you assist or like threshers."  Her face turned into a look of childish suspicion.

[HungryEon]

"I-I dont even know what you are!" he took a step away, tail between his legs, "I don't want any trouble."

[Muddy Waters]

She twirled her Unkempt Harolds, the same solid beam of light now making both firearms vanish.  "Geez, calm down.  Just because I grew up blowing...bandit or thresher brains out, doesn't mean I am gonna do it to everyone I see."  She leaned on her side, sort of disappointed by his fright.

[HungryEon]

"I think I'll just go..." he said quietly and turned back the way he came.

[Muddy Waters]

Varesse suddenly grew eager to get to know this hybrid better.  "H-Hey!  Where are you going?"  Her wings fluttered, just as her curiosity did.